beware of american dreamz, with a z!

I watched the film American dreamz on Saturday night. Christen and I thought it would be a really interesting spoof of american idol and the politics of america. But no. wrong again. This was the worst film either of us has ever seen. Honestly. Not only was the acting horrible, there was just no point to any of it! The story line was, well, not even a story line! The film had no point, was not funny, was just a stupid waste of time.
They tried to mix Eastern suicide bombers with American Idol where the president was a guest judge. Somehow, I guess the film makers wanted it all to be funny, make the audience laugh, and well, mix it all together in a nice blend of the things America is interested in. Needless to say, they did not succeed. There were maybe two funny scenes. Like, two short laughs. The rest was spent trying to decide whether you should go back and ask for a refund. Honestly. It hasn’t even been a week, and the whole movie has almost slipped my mind. Usually I’m very excited after having seen a film, and I think about it for long after I’ve seen it. This film was definitely not one of those films. It was terrible. And I don’t say this for you to think, ooh, I wonder what it’s like, maybe I should go see it to find out? NOOOOO!!! don’t. seriously. You will regret it. Because honestly, it was bad. Nothing fit together, it was really badly written, horribly cast, and, well, not in the least funny.
Trust me. What can I say? Have you ever watched idol? Well, imagine sitting through an hour and a half, watching only the mediocre performances. And “being amazed” by the president reading newspapers. Cause honestly, that’s all it was.
Sorry bout this guys. Nothing to see here.
Move along.